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 An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. 

The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. 

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. 

She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: 

“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. 
If you are laughing, send me your smile. 
If you are eating, send me a bite. 
If you are drinking, send me a sip. 
If you are crying, send me your tears. 
I love you." 

The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."