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A man is so sorry ...

         A man received message from his neighbour:

         "Sorry sir, I am using your wife... day and night... when you are not present at home....
In fact - more than you; I confess because now I feel very much guilty...
Hope you will accept my sincere apologies".

        And the man shot his wife...!

        A few minutes later he received another message :

        "Sorry sir, spelling mistake ... wi fi. Not wife".